Deltarune? WTF TOBY-

~~IN ANOTHER TIMELINE~~


Nightmare: *whistling*


Horror: Nightmare, shut up. Ru Pauls drag race is getting real.


Nightmare: I AM YOUR LEADER, I DON'T NEED TO-


Nightmare: Wait. Why are you watching men dress up as ladies?


Horror: ...


Horror: ...


Horror: ...


Nightmare: Well?


Horror: SHUT UP!!


Killer: Hey! Don't talk to my senpai like that!


Cross: What? HE'S IS NOT YOUR SENPAI!


Nightmare: I'M NOT ANYONE'S SENPAI!


Cross: Yeah, you are MINE.


Nightmare: ...


Nightmare: Whatever.


Susie: That's a lot of dots...


Nightmare: wtf who are YOU


Susie: Your worst nightmare.


Nightmare: what


Susie: Also, watch out.


Nightmare: wha-


*SMACK*


Lancer: WOW! A CONVENIENT CUSHION!


Lancer: Wait...you aren't a cushion...


Nightmare: *grabs Lancer by the...neck?*


Nightmare: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!


Susie: *raises axe* I'D PUT HIM DOWN IF I WERE YOU.


*Dust, Killer, Cross, and Error come to Nightmare's side*


Nightmare: OMG HORROR!


Horror: UGH FINE UGH *turns off tv and walks to Nightmare*


Nightmare: HA! YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?


*drops Lancer, who runs away behind Susie*


Susie: WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT! 


*Lancer disappears*


Susie: wait where's Lancer


*Lancer has been...discarded.*


Susie: WHY??


Nightmare: HA


*Only Bad Sanse-


*err...


*Only Bad Toby Fox Characters allowed in the castle.*


Nightmare: Pfft, bad? She looks like she could barely kill a fly!


Susie: WELL HAVE YOU??


Nightmare: THOSE THINGS ARE HARD TO CATCH OKAY


Error: ...you haven't killed a fly before?


Nightmare: OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU ONLY TALKING NOW?!


Error: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP!


Dust: HEY! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING TO ME?!


Cross: BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SO-CALLED SHIP WITH KILLER!


Killer: YEAH! wait what-


Dust: JUST CAUSE I HAVE EXP DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS :,,,,,,(


Cross: I DON'T CARE! 


Dust: I HATE YOU! 


Nightmare: DON'T TALK TO THE TEAMMATES LIKE THAT! 


Killer: Srsly tho what did Cross say-


Error: YOU'RE ONLY STEPPING IN CAUSE YOU LIKE CROSS!!


Nightmare: NO I DON'T SHUT UP 


Nightmare: WELL, YOU LIKE INK!


Killer: wtf is happening my god


Killer: *stands beside Susie*


Susie: ...Can I leave?


Killer: Nope.


Susie: ...


Susie: ...


Susie: Any idea what's going on?


*Everyone else is screaming at each other*


*Not screaming words. Just noise*


Killer: Nope.


Susie: Huh.


Susie: Do you think the author will change the title?


Killer: Doubt it. She's too lazy, and you are probably just some special event.


Susie: OH.


Susie: RUDE.


Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Error: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Horror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Dust: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING HORROR?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAA


Horror: ...


Horror: I'm gonna watch Ru Paul.


*screaming continues*


Horror:     i n      m y      r o o m


S U S I E    J O I N E D    T H E    P A R T Y


*weird music playing*


You can all ask Susie too! (btw, Susie is an anagram of issue...)

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