CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT TO ADD TWO COMMENTS COS MY COMPUTER KEEPS GLITCHING I'M SO SORRY!!!


Mercy_Paris


I'm sorry you must think this book is trash since your first comment ever I forgot to add REEEEEE I'M SORRYYYYY-


Error, you need more love!!!


*Huggies!!!*


Error: I'm good I don't need lo-


Error: *glitched screaming*


Error: T__T_T_T_T_T--_T_T___r-at_-r-t{)P%(OId8ugysn32 cabv87dxkhl'o90


Susie: Uh...he doesn't like to be touched...


Susie: I'll tell him you hugged him when he reboots...hehe...


Susie: Sorry? 


Error: *reboots* Woah... what happened? 


Susie: Oh, someone hugged you and you crashed.


Error: oh?


Error: Well uh...don't? I guess?


Error: I mean, I'm cool if you want to be friends I guess just don't. touch. me. 


Error: *glares at everything* EVER. 


Horror: what if I'm INK-


Error: INK DOESN'T COUNT YOU UNCULTURED SWIN-


puppydog1030


SORRY FOR FORGETTING REEE-


Horror! Make some kind of grand gesture for Lust! Aka, art or something-


Lust! You're flipping awesome! *Hugs Lust and pats his head* Keep being awesome!


Horror: Oh...I suck at art...


Horror: Goddammit I hope he doesn't hate me after this...


Lust: Oh hehe, thanks!! ^.w.^


~LATER~


Horror: So uh, Lust? I painted you...something...


Lust: Oh? What is it?


Horror: *hands Lust a paper with a poorly drawn Lust on it*


Lust: o-oh..thanks? 


Horror: There's...something on the back...


Lust: *turns the paper over and reads it out loud*


Life is a pen


But you are a highlighter.


Life drew up the world;


but you made it brighter.


Everyone: ...


Cross: tHAT WAS SO GOOD!!


Killer: *grabs Lust and shakes him* GET OUT OF MY FRIENDDD


Horror: *thinking* My painting is so baddddd please don't hate meeee...


Meltheshipper


Thanks for the advice Lust and Horror.


Lust: You're welcome!!


Killer: *pokes Lust* aRE YOU POSSESING HORROR?!


Lust: Uhm, n-no?????


Killer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE IDIOT THAT WAS MY FRIEND?!


Lust: NOTHING I SWEAR!!!


Dust: calm DOWN Killer!!


Killer: *glares at Lust and shrinks into the shadows*


Lust: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!


Susie: I gave up trying to figure out.


Error: *shakes his head* Nobody knows dude, and nobody ever will. 


Thanks Susie I'm sure we'll make a great duo! If you want we can prank Nightmare with water and toss him out a window. Don't let Cross know about this!


Susie: HEHE HELL YEAH!


Susie: Great practice for the pranking wars!


Horror: I'll distract Cross!


Cross: wut-


Horror: c'mON LET'S MAKE COOKIES.


Cross: ...


Cross: Eh, okay sure! *didn't really hear anything but his name*


Horror: *walks to the kitchen with Cross*


Susie: ...


Susie: tIME TO STRIKE.


~LATER~


Susie: n-NIGHTMARE! DREAM IS IN THE CASTLE!!


Nightmare: *swoops in* wHAT?!


Susie: *spray Nightmare with a water bottle*


Nightmare: *hisses* WHAT THE HECK?!


Susie: *dumps water on Nightmare's head* 


Nightmare: *standing there and shaking* e-EEK!!


Susie: *picks up Nightmare and throws him out the window*


Nightmare: aAAAAHHH-


Nightmare: *grabs the ledge with his tentacle* (forgot how to spell tentacle for a sec lol)


Susie: ...


Susie: f*CK. 


Nightmare: *climbs up*


Nightmare: OOOH, YOU ARE DEAD SUSIE. WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU-


Cross: Nightmare! I baked cookies that look like you! *walks out of the kitchen*


Horror: Cross, WAIT- *sees Susie, a broken window, and a soaking wet Nightmare*


Horror: *whispers* you owe me Susie


Nightmare; *glares at Susie, then takes a bite of the cookies*


Nightmare: Wow! Hey, these are really good!


Cross: *smiles sweetly* Aw, thanks!


Nightmare: *continues to glare at Susie, but doesn't attack*


Susie: *breathes out* 


Susie: *thinking* dear diary, I almost died-


_nagitokomaeda_


We should make a chia pet of nightmare where instead of leaves, you grow tentacles


Nightmare: That would be...


Nightmare: perfect.


Susie: Noo...then we'd have two things to worry about throwing us out windows. 


Nightmare: *glares at Susie x100* Yeah, you.


Susie: *puts her hands up* i promise i wont plz don't hurt me-


Error: Wait...


Error: But how are we supposed to make it?


Nightmare: ....uh-


Nightmare: Maybe...we'll make a mold of me...then put some of my substance into it...


Nightmare: Then...water it?


Error: Who's going to make the mold?


Cross: Not me. As much as I'd like to...I'm better in the kitchen.


Horror: Not me...I'm better with words than actual...uh, stuff.


Error: yeah great words wow.


Lust: Can I?


 Nightmare: NO.


Dust: What about me? 


Nightmare: ...


Nightmare: I guess...


Nightmare: You better not f*ck this up.


Killer: Can I help?!


Nightmare: ABSOLUTELY NEVER NO.


Killer: fine.


~LATER~


Dust: Okay, finished!


Killer: Hm? *sees a pretty decent sculpture of a pissed Nightmare*


Killer: lol that's perfect!


Dust: *blushes a little* Hehe, thanks!!


Nightmare: Are you do-


Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!


Dust: It's *snickers* you?


Nightmare: *glares at Dust but takes it and puts some of his goop in it*


Everyone: ....


Horror: now what?


Lust: Do we water it?


Nightmare: Maybe not. Water sucks. 


Error: You're just scared of it.


Nightmare: *glares at everyone cos he can*


~LATER, EVERYONE DECIDES TO PUT IT ON THE WINDOWSILL AND WAITS~


The_Ninjago_Fangirl


 Lust can you be my friend? I'm a fan of you. :3


Lust: YESS!!


Lust: MORE FRIENDS!!


Horror: Yeahh...more friends


Horror: Who are just friends and nothing more than friends. 


Lust: ...


Lust: wut-


Horror: Nothing, nothing. 


Horror: *thinking* y'all better not hurt him-


I dare everyone to play 2 truths and 1 lie.


Killer: HELL YEAH BOIZZZZ


Killer: Let's do this sh*t!! Everyone sit in a circle!


Error: ehh... I'm staying on the couch.


Killer: tsk, WHATEVER!


*AFTER ALMOST EVERYONE WAS SITTING IN A CIRCLE*


Killer: Okay, I'm going first!


Killer: 1. I'm dating Dust.


Dust: *coughs violently*


Killer: 2. I'm good friends with a person inside a void!


Killer: And finally, I got the streaks on my face from crying!


Dust: *raises hand* I know!!


Killer: mMMmMMm...


Killer: *sighs* I was hoping for more tension, but sure, what is it?


Dust: Well, WE ARE DATING. 


Dust: And you have a friend in a void named Colour! Sans who has the power of six human souls. 


Dust: The lie is, you didn't get the streaks from crying, but from Chara who once possessed your body!


Killer: *finger guns* hELL YEAH U R SO SMART I LUV U-


Error: yes okay we get it he's your boyfriend shut up.


Killer: Why, you want to go next??


Error: wha-


Error: Whatever, let's get this over with. 


Error: I have two siblings. 


Error: I have two cousins. 


Susie: Why are all of these about your 'family'-


Error: SHUT UP. 


Error: And finally...


Error: I uh... had a pink pinky. 


Susie: pFFT-


Susie: A PINK-y! 


Error: sh-SHUT UP!


Lust: OH MY GOD. 


Lust: I REMEMBER THAT PINKY!!


Error: NO YOU DON'T JUST GUESS ALREADY!!


Lust: It's your two cousins right?


Lust: I know Fresh and Geno are your brothers...


Error: Yeah, yeah you're right. SOMEBODY ELSE GO. 


Dust: Ooh! I want to!


Dust: I actually have a higher LV than most Chara's since I killed more times than them.


Dust: My best friend is probably my Papyrus, who I talk with often!


Killer: my boyfriend is insane :,)


Dust: And I had another boyfriend before!


Killer: ...


Killer: THAT IS A LIE. 


Dust: Aw, you know me so wel-


Killer: THAT IS A LIE AND ONLY A LIE.


Dust: *pats Killers head* You care?


Killer: u-UH!! N-n-no! 


Dust: *laughs*


Lust: I WANT TO GO!!


Horror: But...nobody really knows anything about you...


Lust: Therefore, I will win. 


Susie: wE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!! *#determination*


Lust: hehe... okay...


Lust: I had a part-time job as a pole-dancer...


Lust: I used to date L!Frisk...


Lust: And I like Horror. 


Horror: *blushes* WH-WHAT?!?!


Susie: Uh...you...NEVER DATED YOUR FRISK!!


Lust: Hehe, you're right! That was the lie!


Horror: Oh...


Horror: OH!!


Horror: *covers his face with the still-wet sweater*


Lust: *laughs at Horror*


Lust: Hey Susie, how about you go next?


Susie: *shrugs* Okay. 


Susie: My dad is Barney the Dinosaur,


Susie: I once ate a persons face, 


Susie: And I like school. 


Killer: You don't like school!1!!


Susie: lol Loser sure I do. 


Killer: dAMMIT-


Dust: You...never ate a face??


Susie: ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS!! MY DAD ISN'T BARNEY HE IS LITERALLY A TV SHOW CHARACTER!


Horror: omg wth


Horror: my life is a lie-


Killer: hOW CAN IT LIE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE!


Horror: oMG SHUT UP!!


Nightmare: OKAY!!


Nightmare: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!


Nightmare: ...it's my turn...


Nightmare: I used to date a guy who was a huge pacifist,


Nightmare: I keep a journal that dates all the way back when I was a small child,


Nightmare: And I am able to turn my tentacles to other objects, besides tentacles.


Horror: Wait... does that mean you're able to turn it into a dildo????


Lust: wTF-


Cross: Anything means ANYTHING, Horror. 


Error: Yeah, of course you'd know. 


Cross: *blushes and turns away*


Cross: A-ANYWAYS!! The lie is the pacifist guy. You  never dated anyone but me. 


Horror: Are you sure~


Cross: *blushes like crazy* Y-YES I AM SURE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!


Nightmare: He's right-


Nightmare: *glares at Horror* sO LAY OFF HIM. 


Cross: O-oh...I'm the last person to go...


Cross: Ahem! 


Cross: My favourite food isn't actually chocolate, but tacos,


Cross: I HATE coffee, 


Cross: And I am afraid of goats. 


Error: Uh, the last ones a lie. 


Error: You're afraid of COWS, not goats. 


Cross: *blushes even more* y-yeah...so...?


Error: *shrugs and turns on the TV*


Lust: ...


Lust: So that's that?


Susie: I guess so. 


fINALLY FREAKING DONE-


Adrienne_Lasagna


Umm, hi =]


Nightmare: ...


Nightmare: hi???????


Error: Sup?


Susie: Hey dude! 


Killer: dID YOU JUST ASSUME GENDER-


Susie: YES I DID SHUTTHEF*CKUP. 


Killer: Uh-


Killer: Hey. 


Dust: What's up?


Cross: Hi!


Horror: *waves*


The_Ninjago_Fangirl


I give Horror a bag full of raw meat.


Horror: ... *drools*


Cross: *slaps Horror with a fly swatter* NO. DOWN! SIT!!!!!


Horror: *growls at Cross, grabs the bag and runs away*


Cross: dAMMIT HORROR!!


Nightmare: *grabs Horror as he's running away*


Nightmare: *shakes Horror* DROP IT. 


Horror: *hisses* 


Nightmare: *grabs Cross's fly swatter and wacks Horror repeatedly*


Horror: *drops the bag and groans*


Nightmare: *drops Horror and walks away*


Cross: ...


Cross: that was... a little rougher than I expected...


Horror: mmmmm....


!!Pranking War has ended!!


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