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Thanks for the support on my UnderVerse / Crossmare chapter!! The Kreme ship anniversary is coming up and I am probably going to write a chapter for that too, unless you don't want me to. 


and yes i know geno aint here no mo


aLSO WE'RE AT 4K!! ONE MORE THOUSAND UNTIL 5K SPECIAL!!! (my goal is 10K but that ain't never gonna happen-)


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CrOsS- SaMe-


ReApEr- SaMe As WeLl


(Reaper's gone... sorry!)


Cross: Oh, you're a Scorpio too! That's cool.


Nightmare: Too bad Cross is the best Scorpio. 


Cross: Shush! That's mean! *smiling a little*


Nightmare: Oh yeah? Name any Scorpios that are better than you. 


Cross: Uhh... Katy Perry?


Horror: I kissed a girl and I liked it-


Cross: Okay, okay!! uhm, Hillary Clinton?


Dust: *snort* 


Dust: yOu DiD nOt JuSt Go ThErE-


Cross: U-uh...


Nightmare: Heh, give up? You just have to admit- you're the best!


Lust: Aw, how sweet!


Nightmare: *glarrrrreeesss*


Lust: *backs away into Horror*


Cross: W-well, let's just avoid that topic.


Cross: Apparently, online it says if you're a Scorpio you are...


Nightmare: *throws Cross's laptop*


Cross: F-


Killer: besides, it doesn't even matter if you're a Scorpio. 


Killer: cOS UR NOT A LEO!


Dust: Geez, you're so selfi-


Dust: wait you're not a Leo...


Killer: Yeah, I don't like Cancers.


Susie: Cancers are great.


Killer: rEALLY?! CANCER IS HORRIBLE-


Susie: what-


Susie: no, i mean-


Horror: wooooow Susie...


Horror: You like CANCER?! 


Horror: That. is. not-


Error: An appropriate joke, moving on.


The_Ninjago_Fangirl


Hey, why not have everyone play a game of hide and seek? Or maybe truth or dare?


Killer: SKSDKSKSKS-


Killer: wHY NOT BOTH?!


Lust: what a rebel. 


Lust: Just kidding. 


Horror: pfft-


Cross: We actually don't have enough time for that...


Nightmare: Yeah, the mansion is wayyy too big to find everyone if they actually try *glares at Error* to hide. 


Error: Yo, I'd rather watch UnderNovela than play your stupid games. 


Susie: Oh pfhalsk- screw you. 


Error: I'd screw me too, but I'm Inkys~


Susie: *mimes throwing up*


Error: oh god what did I say-


Horror: *wipes fake tear* I'm so proud


Error: uGH! F*CK YOU ALL!! *leaves*


Nightmare: welp, there goes another one. 


Cross: Another one??? What do you mea-


Nightmare: *leaves as well*


Cross: FKSKSKFKSK-


Lust: Don't tell me you're going to leave to!


Horror: Yeah, we wanna make you kiss people other than Nightmare!


Nightmare: *suddenly arrives* b*TCH WHAT-


Lust: *fist pumps Horror*


Dust: No surprise that it worked though. 


Nightmare: lET'S JUST START OKAY-


Killer: Okay! 


Killer: Dust, who was you're VERY FIRST crush!


Dust: wAIT YOU HAVE TO ASK TRUTH OR DARE.


Killer: Okay, truth or dare. 


Dust: d-DARE!


Killer: I dare you to answer the question. 


Dust: f-


Lust: tHAT WAS SMART THO


Dust: fiiiine. 


Dust: You can't judge me though, okay?


Horror: lol I'm already judging you-


Dust: *sighs* I-it was actually Blueberry?


Susie: nO-


Susie: Wait who's he? 


Nightmare: Remember the short skeleton wearing mostly-all blue we fought a few days ago?


Susie: uhh yeah?


Nightmare: That's him. 


Susie: Well, he kind of does look like a Blueberry. 


Killer: ...


Dust: u-uh...killer?


Killer: You don't like him anymore, right?


Dust: Oh, no of course not! I only love you!


Killer: soooo.... you wouldn't care if I KILLED HIM?!


Dust: ...


Dust: No??? We literally try to kill him when we battle the Star Sanses soo...


Killer: oh, true fact. ok. 


Dust: ???


Dust: Uhm... Horror, truth or dare! 


Horror: Dare, hell yeah!!


Dust: Mmh... *smirks at Lust*


Lust: oH DON'T YOU FUC-


Dust: Dare you to kiss Nightmare.


Horror: what-


Cross: what-


Nightmare: WHAT THE HELL NO. 


Killer: It's a dare, he kind of has to do it.


Lust: *groans* It is  the rules...


Horror: Don't tell me you're okay with it!


Lust: Of course not!! 


Horror: good...


Susie: *snickers and records*


Horror: *gets closer to Nightmare*


Nightmare: *tries to push away Horror*


Horror: *kisses Nightmare quickly then teleports back to Lust*


Nightmare: rEEEEE- *teleports to the bathroom and washes mouth with soap*


Cross: i hate you Dust...


Dust: *smiles* Aw, I know you love me, deep inside. 


Cross: *grumbles*


Nightmare: *teleports back*


Error: So, have fun?


Nightmare: *forever glaring at Dust, Horror, and Error*


Horror: wh-wHAT DID I DO?!


Nightmare: *glares anyways*


Horror: *huffs* Fine... Nightmare, truth or dare!


Nightmare: ...


Nightmare: truth...?


Horror: Who are those people in the picture upstairs?


Nightmare: What?


Error: Oh yeah, the picture in that old room upstairs. It has two skeletons and a woman.


Nightmare: *looks down* no one...


Lust: C'mon Nightmare, it's a dare! You have to say it!


Cross: *nudges Nightmare* It's okay, you can tell them. 


Killer: wHAT?! HE ALREADY TOLD YOU?!


Cross: DUh-


Dust: I mean, I expected him to tell Cross. They're dating.


Killer: So if you had a secret picture in an old room of your house / castle with random people you'd tell ME?!


Dust: ...cross is different...


Dust: hE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP SECRETS!!


Killer: fSLSSKSK-


Killer: I can keep secrets!


Killer: LIKE THAT ONE TIME-


Dust: shush. 


Dust: BITch it's called a secret-


Dust: you don't tell anyone. 


Killer: -


Killer: fuc-


Susie: Woah, woah, calm down!


Susie: We still need to hear Nightmare tell us about the picture!


Nightmare: fdammit


Dust: Enough with the suspense,  tell us already!


Nightmare: fine.


Nightmare: It's me, my brother Dream, and my mom. 


Horror: Which one's you?


Nightmare: you don't get to know. 


Dust: Pfft, are you an idiot? *teleports the picture to his hands*


Nightmare: hEY-


Dust: This one's obviously Dream, so the other one is Nightmare!


Error: OMG you're so short! Even shorter than Dream!


Nightmare: th-THAT'S ONLY BACK THEN!


Nightmare: eVEN JOKU SAID THAT IT WAS JUST FOR A SHORT WHILE!


Lust: Who's Joku?


Nightmare: -


Cross: His mom. 


Killer: wait omg if you didn't have any slime is that what you'd look like?


Everyone: *looks at Nightmare*


Nightmare: uh-


Nightmare: m-Maybe?


Susie: oMG YOU REALLY ARE A CINNAMON ROLE ON THE INSIDE!


Susie: LITERALLY!!


Nightmare: FKSKSKDKSD SHUT UP!!


Killer: *laughing* hAHA!! That's too good!


Nightmare: Oh yeah, Susie?? Truth or dare!


Susie: DARE B*TCH!


Nightmare: I dare you to strip. 


Susie: ...


Susie: you are sick.


Cross: waitwhat-


Nightmare: lol jk


Cross: yeahyouf*ckingbetterbe-


Nightmare: I dare you to go to AxeTale,


Nightmare: And scream the Barney theme song.


Susie: you f*cker.


Nightmare: *laughs* I am, aren't I Crossy~


Cross: *blushes* J-just open the portal for Susie...


Susie: *grumbles and storms through the portal*


Everyone: *watching Susie through the portal*


Susie: *deep iNHALE* I LOVE YO-


Axe!Undyne: fOoOd~?


Susie: -u... you love... me?


Axe!Undyne: fOOOOD!! *lunges at Susie:*


Susie: *screams*


Nightmare: *pulls Susie through the portal and closes it*


Susie: *gasps* 


Killer: *laughing* Y-you should have seen your face!!


Dust: *smiling* Oh please, if you were in her position you'd be screaming to-


Horror: oOh~ position~


Dust: FKSKSKSKS-


Killer: shutupyoucrackedegg-


Horror: *very offended* bISH I AINT NO EGG!!!


Lust: uh, yes you are-


Horror: SHUSH YOU ARE ON MY SIDE.


Lust: what-


Error: *appears* Exactly why I didn't play-


Nightmare: *grabs Error* yOU WILL SUFFER WITH THE REST OF US!


Error: *sCREEECH-*


The_Ninjago_Fangirl


Since Nightmare doesn't care about your opinions (Lust)... roast him and say: "You said you didn't care about my opinions!"


Lust: YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT MY OPINIONS!!


Nightmare: uh-


Nightmare: i....


Nightmare: dON'T?!


Lust: fF-


Susie: That didn't work. 


Dust: nO REALLY???


Error: That was depressing mate


Cross: *laughing like crazy*


Killer: so sad


Lust: Mhmm, as if you're collection of m-


Killer: aHAHA MOVING ON-


sORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE REE-

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