Alight folks it's been about four years since I watched the anime so I don't even remember a bit of the plot BUT I recently started buying the manga and I read the first two volumes so that kinda know how Yato works and the lore of the series. So while this is a request, I will only be doing silly competitions Cause, like, if I don't I'll have to add in another character I make up and, like, this is a request so I don't want to- cause then I have to add that character into the lore of the series and I don't know enough about it to do that yet-

"(Y/n)!" Yato shouts as he gracefully run ups the steps of his girlfriends shrine. "(Y/n)! My love! Where are you!"

"Did you ever think that she's busy?" Yuki sighs, dragging this legs up the stairs one by one.

"How many shrines do we have to visit in one day." Hiyori whines, "can't Yato just call her?"

"Nope." Yuki replies, finally giving in and sitting down on a step. Hiyori follows his example and sits next to him. "Said something like 'this is part of the fun of dating!'" He sighs.

"Which translates to...?" She asks.

"(Y/n) isn't answering her phone because she has better things to do than be around Yato." He answers. "But Yato is dead set on seeing her so..." He trails off.

They both sigh as they continue to hear Yato screaming his head off. "Why hasn't his voice gone hoarse yet?" (Y/n) sighs as she walks up the steps to the shrine.

Hiyori and Yuki jump up and fall down two steps before (Y/n) stops them. "Hello!" She smiles, "how you are?"

Yato is still screaming while his two companions were dumb founded. "We're good-" Hiyori starts before Yuki cuts her off.

"We've been dragged around from shrine to shrine. Back alley to back alley looking for you." He says, "but how are you?"

"I'm sorry about that." (Y/n) smiles slightly and holds up her phone. "It died this morning before I was even out on some jobs. I was on my way home when I saw you two sitting here. Figured Yato would be here too-"

"(Y/n)!" Yato shouts and jumps off the stairs holding his arms wide open. (Y/n) grabs onto Yuki and Hiyori's shirts, pulling them in both directions while they are still sitting the steps. She then opens her arms out wide and catches Yato.

"I missed you so much!" He says.

"I missed you too." (Y/n) replies.

"Did you guys just see each other last week?" Yuki sighs.

"Yeah." Yato replies bluntly, "it's not my fault I wanted to see my girlfriend."

"In his defense, they both look exhausted." (Y/n) says, her and Yato still in a hug.

"Uh..." Hiyori stands up, "do you mind if we can go get something to eat now?"

"Do you have any money, Yato?" (Y/n) asks.

Yato smiles, "nope!"

His two companions look over at (Y/n) who just smiles and says, "well that's to be expected as someone who isn't a well known god. I guess you'll have to make do with some of my offering." She says and starts walking up the stairs to the shrine, "come along. I can't let your shinki starve now."

"That's cold hearted, love!" Yato shouts, pointing his finger at her in a accusatory way. "Besides shinki don't starve!"

"Fine then, the person you're in debt too." (Y/n) turns around and smiles a devilish smile before continuing to walk up the stairs. 

"Then I challenge you to a food eating contest!" He laughs but is being completely serious.

Yuki and Hiyori look at each other in confusion. "But Yato you don't have any-"

"The rules are you must provide the food and who ever eats the most wins!" He shouts over top of Yuki.

"Uh-" Hiyori was going to say, 'I don't think that's very fair' before (Y/n) yells. "Challenge excepted! Let the record show that Yuki and Hiyori will be our moderators in exchange for free food!"

"You know maybe saying 'yes' to this was a mistake..." Hiyori mumbles to Yuki as they begin sitting out all of the food for the competition. "Yeah but like free food, you won't have to pay and I'm sure (Y/n) will let you take some home if you asked." He replies. "Where are they anyway?

"Outside, laying in the grass." She replies, "are they actually dating?"

The two look out the window to see the couple holding hands and watching the clouds as they drift by.

"If you think about it, they are perfect for each other." Yuki answers. "(Y/n) can be level headed and keep her cool, more so than Yato. She can also be super chaotic and overdramatic, not in a bad way though, just like he can be too."

"So what you're saying is that they are the exact same person?" She asks, "that doesn't always works out."

"They are incredibly similar yes but at the same time they will balance each other out. Though I've only witnessed   Yato be the more sane one once..."

Thanks to them making conversation, all the food for the contest was set up in a flash. "Alright you guys!" Hiyori shouts, "everything's ready!"

The couple lets go of each others hand, stands up and shakes the others hand. "Let's have a clean match." (Y/n) says. "My the best god win."

They enter the shrine building and sit down facing each other at the table. "First things first, their is no meat or dairy because I don't know if (Y/n) is allowed to eat that or not. God rules vary between gods..."

"Starting at the top, we have three types of onigiri, totally of nine onigiri. Then we have twenty bowls of cold soba followed by five stacks of ten groups of dango. You may wash it down with whatever you would like." Yuki says in the most professional voice he could, wanting to play along with this crazy event. Even if you thinks it's stupid, he is having fun deep down.

"You get soba as offerings!?" Yato shouts.

"It pays to be popular sometimes." (Y/n) winks and gets ready to eat.

"On your marks...get set..." Hiyori says and looks over at Yuki. He nods in response, "go!" They shout at the same time.

The couple starts off with eating the onigiri and taking gulps of water to wash it all down.

"That can't taste too good..." Yuki mumbles as he watches Yato shove a whole onigiri in his mouth before adding water, without chewing.

"(Y/n)'s not doing to bad though..." Hiyori comments, eating a bowl of soda.

It was a very close contest, filled with shoving food onto each others plate.

"Yato that's cheating!" (Y/n) shouts as he shoves his last two remaining onigiri onto her plate as soon as she finished hers. 

"All is fair in love and war~" He beams and begins eating the bowls of soba. "Wow these portions small." He says and downs three bowls at the same time.

"You're right..." (Y/n) says as she dumps four bowls of her soba into his once empty bowls.

"Oh come on!" He wines as she eats five bowls at once.

"How are they not sick yet...?" Yuki asks, eating an onigiri.

Hiyori responds with another question, "can gods get sick like humans can?"

"I'm not too sure..." He says as the couple keeps dumping the same bowl of soba back and fourth between two bowl, while still eating the rest of their soba.

It came down to Yato being two seconds quicker than (Y/n) in the end. He had picked one of his dango off of the stick and put it on of his his girlfriends. While he was doing this he was eating the remaining two dango.

"Finished!" He shouts and jumps up, pumping his fist in the air.

"Why am I not surprised that they would start cheating so early on." Horiyi sighs before announcing, "Yato is the winner." Yuki and (Y/n) clap as he strikes the most overdramatic victory pose it can.

"That was a good match." (Y/n) said, standing up and held out her hand for him to shake.

Yato smirks and shakes her hand. She smirks and pulls him in for a kiss. "But I'm still the better god."

You know when you are thinking about something for a whole month but still can't come up with anything. Until you finish reading the first two novels and you get hit with one idea but wanted to have a few smaller more silly ideas that fit the theme you are writing for. But those other ideas never came so you decided to just go ahead and write it, hoping that something will come to you. But that never happened and your brain just refuses to think of anything silly but cute for your characters to interact. No, just me? Fair enough lol-

Very short explanation cause I'm very very tired and just want to go to sleep

1. The reader is meant to be very friendly and have her shit together but is also a little chaotic. That chaotic energy is what fuels her competitive spirt.

2. I don't know if you guys eat or are allowed to eat so I picked Japanese food, since they are in Japan, and this way all other cultures are left out too, and choose some that are vegetarian or can be made that way. It's the only way I could think of including everyone.

3. I'm sorry Yuki and Horiyi talk so much I didn't really want them to talk more than the main character lmao whoops

And that's all for today, it's 1:30am and I'm gonna go to sleep

LOVE YOU GUYS