"Hey (y/n)!" Team Natsu said at the table behind me. "Tell us how a not tall person like yourself and Laxus are dating?" Natsu asked. "Seriously!? I've told you like ten times already!" I replied.

"I know that! But Romeo hasn't heard the story!" He said, raising his voice. "DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME!" I shouted.

Ezra put (favorite cake) in front of me, "you can have this if you tell Romeo the story." I glared at Ezra and Natsu, "fine! But this is the last time Natsu!"

I went over to their table, "where do you want me to start?" I asked Romeo. "Um, the first time you guys fought." I laughed, "that's like every day." I said, still laughing. "Um...... then how about when you realized that you liked Laxus?" He said, freaked out that I was laughing so hard.

"Alright, I'm warning you know, it's a weird story."

~flashback time brought to you by my shortness~

"Troll!"

"Lightning rod!"

"Mouse!"

"Lightning head!"

"Short!"

The whole guild looked terrified when Laxus said that.

"DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME!!!!!!"

"Of course I do. Let's take this outside."

"Fine by me, I hope you're ready to die!"

Yeah that's right, (full name) is 149 cm (4'11) and Laxus is 190cm (6'3). So we fight a lot, but he doesn't know that I like him.

~flashback end brought to you by comment if that pissed you off~

"There you go." I said, eating my cake.

"So all that fighting made you realized that you liked him?" Lucy asked. "Yep sure did."

"That's lame! Oh tell us about that time when he pissed you off so much that you almost broke up with him." Natsu said.

"Alright pyro."

~flashback brought to you by author~chan wanting cake~

The thunder legion and team Natsu all went to the beach for training. Of course, that was the last thing that we did.

All of the girls were wearing bikinis, thank Mavis Loke wasn't here.

"Let's have a battle tournament!" Natsu said, standing on a large rock, acting like he was king again.

Everyone agreed, oh this is when Laxus and I have been dating for about four months.

The fights were like this,

Natsu vs Evergreen

Gray vs Freed

Ezra vs Bickslow

Laxus vs Wendy

(Y/n) vs Lucy

The cats just watched.

Natsu, Laxus, Freed, Ezra and I all one our fights. I was going to fight Freed, but he backed out.

"Wow if looks could kill, right?" Laxus said, using me as arm rest.

"Then you would have been dead a long time ago!" I shoved his arm off of my head.

"Let's rest up, we will fight again tomorrow." Erza said.

"No way let's keep fighting! Then the winners can fight tomorrow! Right (y/n)!" Natsu replied, forgetting about who he was yelling at.

"Yeah, that's a good idea!" I said, knowing I could take Erza, if we did fight, she will have a hard time beating me.

"Ok, but (y/n) has to fight me. Deal?" Erza said.

"Fine by me, this will be fun!" I said, Laxus laughed at me.

"So shorty over here thinks you can beat her? The great Erza! Ha! Don't kid yourself!" Laxus said.

"Oh yeah! Let's make a bet!" I shouted at Laxus, "who ever loses first has to do whatever MiraJane says, and we all know it won't be fun."

Laxus just laughed at me again, "What kind of bet is that? Why do I even date a girl who can't even hold her own against me!"

"Why are you pissed at me!? I havn' t done anything too you!?" I shouted.

"You don't even use magic! You're a failure!" Laxus shouted.

That's not true. I use my own body as a weapon. That means I use my own fist, but the magic that I use you can't see.

"I'll show you my magic!" I ran up to him, and punched him, right in the chest.

Laxus went flying, almost off the beach. He hit the hotel that we were gonna stay in, the wall almost came down.

"Did you like that asshole!! And we are done!! Why the hell did I even love you!!!!" I shouted, the last part was hard to say.

I walked away, "where are you going? You can't mean that! You and Laxus are in love!" Wendy said, standing in front of me.

"Sorry Wendy, but I'm really done, with Laxus and love," I took a deep breath in, "forever."

I walked around her, and went back to Fairy Tail.

Happy flew next to me, "are you okay? Do you want me to fly you home?" He asked.

"Happy, thanks, but I know you want to stay here with Natsu and Lucy." I replied, softly.

"But you look so sad, please let me take you home. That way you don't get hurt." Happy asked again, "and then Laxus can't follow you."

"You always know what to say don't you." I replied, "okay let's go."

We were flying for about a hour, "Hey Happy," I said, "Is Laxus ok?"

"The thunder legion took him into the hotel, you did a lot of damage to his back." Happy replied.

I looked down at the ground blew us, "What the hell did I just do Happy? I hurt the man I love, missed up this trip, and-" Happy lowered to the ground.

"I'm sorry (y/n), but Natsu told me to do this." Happy said, and slapped me, "this isn't your fault, Laxus kept messing with you, and you just couldn't take it."

I hugged Happy, "thanks Happy, but it's my fault for hurting him that badly, I should have held back a little."

The sun was down, it was getting dark fast, "Oh crap we need to hurry! Mira wants to see you!" Happy said, freaking out.

"I got this Happy, just hold on tight." I said. The best thing about my magic is that I can transfer my power to any part of my body. Like when I punched Laxus my power was mostly in my fist, but this time it's in my legs.

If you have seen Hunter X Hunter your power is just like Gon's.

I took off running, Happy was barely hanging on. "Just hold on Happy, I haven't had this much fun in months. We will be back at the guild is a few minutes."

"But (y/n) the guild is two hours away!" Happy said, I could tell he was scared.

"Happy we have gained about a half an hour an it's been about two minutes. Don't worry I got this!" I replied.

"(Y/n)! There's a bridge! Stop, slow down!" Happy shouted in fear.

"Calm down Happy! Have some faith in me, this is gonna be fun!" I replied.

I focussed my power to my feet when we got to the bridge, and jumped high in the air, over the bridge.

"See we are just fine!" I said lauging.

About a ten minutes later we were at Fairy Tail.

"I'm here Mira!" I said, opening the doors to the guild. Happy flew off, back to Natsu and Lucy.

"(Y/n)! Are you drunk or something! You just broke up with Laxus!" Mira shouted. We were the only ones in the guild.

"Let me guess, Lucy sent Loke to tell you?" I asked.

"Yeah she did, you could have held back on Laxus. You could have killed him!" She replied.

"Yeah yeah whatever, anyway I'm going home. Don't tell Laxus I've been here. Thanks Mira!" I said, and went out of the guild before she could reply.

I walked home, not knowing the surprise that awaited me.

Laxus pov brought to you by Author~Chan not ever dating someone

I was at (y/n)'s house. I was knocked out when she punched me into the hotel. Team Natsu put me on a train, so I could apologize to (y/n).

I have a spare key to her house, all I have to do now is wait.

A few minutes later she came. She looked so happy.

"Laxus! What the hell are you doing here!" She screamed as soon as she saw me.

I walk up to her, and hugged her, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to piss you off that much."

"So you wanted to piss me off!" She said trying to break free, to be host it was hard to hold her.

"You stupid bastard let me go! We're done remember!" She said.

"Yeah I know Natsu told me that, but I still love you, I always will." I said, holding her still against me chest.

"You lier!" She yelled, and started punching my chest. "You don't love me! If you did then...... then...." tears wanted to fall, but she held them back, she was always good at that.

"If I didn't love you, then why am I here, holding you. Taking all of your punches, I want to kiss you so badly all the time, hold you so close that you can't breath." I said.

She stopped, and bured her face in my chest, "Then do it, I still love you too."

Very long flashback end brought to you by Author~Chan can't see her keyboard on her phone very well

They all looked at Laxus, "when did you get here?" Natsu asked.

"I came here to get (y/n), it's midnight you know." Laxus replied.

"Right sorry Laxus!" I said.

"Whatever let's just go home." Laxus said, and we walked out of the guild, Laxus holding my hand.

Lucy pov

I walked up to Mira, "Hey Mira how long have (y/n) and Laxus been dating now? I asked.

"Let's see about a year and a half. Why? You have been here since they started dating?" She replied.

"Really!? It's been that long!" Lucy exclaimed.

"Yep! And you and Natsu still aren't a cannon, but you soon will be."

Well that was long. I'm sorry that it was really long! I've been sitting in a car for 15 hours and still counting! I've been so quite that I want to scream!!!!! Ok sorry I had to get that out. Oh word count is 1730.

Edit April 22, 2019: it's been almost two years since I've written this and I have laughed sooo much! I promise my writing has improved A LOT since this was written. Sorry you had to read this!

~DRAGNEEL OUT