I read someone talking about enemies to lovers and so this was born. Even though all they do is bicker since my brain couldn't come up with anything else. Also think this is the first time I've used a swear word for a title-

"You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid." Dazai smirks and flops onto the hotel bed. 

"Get over yourself," (Y/n) scoffs. "It was your idea to be in the same room. Remember?"

"Clear as day." He chuckles, "that way we can watch out for each other."

"That's a horrible excuse." (Y/n) scouts the room for anything out of place. You would think the Port Mafia would own at least one hotel in each major city. Unfortunately that is not the case. "Besides who would ever want to kiss you."

"Plenty of people not just women too." He sits up, "honestly you're so cruel to me."

"Shut up and help me."

This hotel has great sniper points but there is always too many people in the way. Dazai was here to cover his partner and run everyone else off. The Boss had a crazy scheme planned partnering these two up.

"Place looks good to me." He says and sits back down on the bed. "Hope you're ready to be stuck in a room with me for the next two days." He laughs.

"Luckily for me that's not the case. Our target is in sight." (Y/n) gets into a corner of the room, using the night stand to hold the gun up. "Open the window."

"Yeah yeah." He sighs dramatically and moves out of the way, not risking getting shot just yet.

With the target in sight, (Y/n) takes the shot. "Hit." The target steps back while his men surrounded him in a panic. Others fired rounds at the hotel, Dazai was already calling for other members to come evacuate the building.

"Not doing your job already?"

"I'm staying here to make sure you don't get killed." He says between various calls, "did they figure out our location yet?"

"Nah they must be amateurs or night club bouncers looking for extra cash." (Y/n) laughs and gets another clear shot at the target. "Hit, leg this time. Should slow them down." Grabbing the gun, "let's go to the roof and see if we can take-"

A desk is hurled at the building, crashing into the room. Dazai tackles his partner to the ground. (Y/n) chuckles, "you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid."

"Fuck off you little shit."

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"Would falling in love with me be so bad?" Dazai asks one night while they were going out for a drink. It had been long week -- month really --  and they both decided to get away from it all for a night. Having  grown closer after being partners for so long does that to people.

It was an underground bar much like the one he used to frequent long ago. The owner is a former Port Mafia member who has now retired. Said owner employees people with no-so-good background and hires them to start over. More like a jumping off point than a career.

With only a bartender in the room, the two can talk freely.

"Yeah we would both end up dead one day." (Y/n) retorts, "we all know how hell bent you are on dying."

"Be serious." He scoffs.

"Well we are work partners, of course falling in love would be bad. Not like I would anyway."

"And what makes you so sure about that?"

"Again we work together and you don't like me anyway."

The bartender sniffles a laugh before heading into the back room. She could be heard laughing though. The two didn't pay her any mind.

"Do you really believe that I don't like you? How much I tease you-"

"You tease everyone, you little shit."

"But it's different with you. I make fun of everyone while with you I make advances."

"Why do you have to phrase it like that...." (Y/n) finishes another drink.

"Look I'm not going to force you into this. That's the exact opposite of what I want." Dazai gets up to leave, "just think about it."

(Y/n) thinks about it more than ever before. Being in a romantic relationship with Dazai. Dating the freak known as Dazai. The very thought was strange. But maybe in a good way?

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"What do you want?" Dazai mumbles, seeing (Y/n) stand in his door way. Trying to fix himself up after the last job. They were split up this time in fact.

"You." (Y/n) answers and takes the wrapping out go his hands. "I heard what happened. Is Chuuya okay?"

"Oh yeah he's fine. I took one too many blows for that bastard."  He chuckles to himself, answer not sinking into his head. "Wait-"

"Hmm?"

"You said 'you' and not like the name."

"That is correct."

"You little shit-"

"Come on you can't be the only one who gets to tease." (Y/n) replies, "I thought about what you said that night at the bar. Yes, falling in love with you would be horrible. But in the best way possible."

Dazai stares blankly into the distance. "And just what is that supposed to mean?"

"No one has fallen for you to this day-"

"Other than you." He smirks.

"Other than me." (Y/n) mocks and smacks him in the back of the head. "You little shit. I'm trying to be nice to you for once."

"It's weird." He laughs, "but in a good way."

"So you do get it then."

"I suppose so."

(Y/n) finishes patching him up, now sitting next to him. "Now what? I didn't think this fair ahead."

Dazai holds his hand open, "let's start with this." They lace their fingers together. "Nothing to crazy yet, yeah?"

I will write for enemies to lovers but that day is not today since I am very short on time. Also been too distracted these past few days so I deeply apologize for this not being my best work.

One more one shot left to write and I have a very  busy four days ahead. Let's see if I can make the dead line I made for myself. (I will, even thought it'll cost me my sleep schedule-)

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