Earth 4
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"Where's my keys?" I ask.

Hey! Where's the drums?

Alexa doesn't say anything and I sigh. I look through the boxes and find my keys.

Woo, oh, oh, oh

"Alright. We can go now." I say.

Let's go!

"We're gonna be late." I say walking in the bathroom.

"I'm not done yet." Alexa says.

"You do realize that they're going to remove all of that makeup and redo it themselves, right?" I ask.

"Yes." Alexa says.

"Baby, you look perfect just the way you are." I say.

Ooh, girl, you're shining like a 5th Avenue diamond

"Well, I wanna be like the other girls." Alexa says.

"No, fuck that. You're better than other girls. No one acts like you anymore, you're unique." I say.

And they don't make you like they used to
You're never going out of style

"The only thing people give a shit about is how they look. And that's stupid as hell." I say.

Ooh, pretty baby, this world might have gone crazy

"Okay, well, I wanna look good for you." Alexa says.

"You wanna look good for me? Then take off the 3 pounds of foundation." I say.

"That's why you have bags under your eyes. It's making your face sag." I say.

"Fuck you." Alexa says laughing.

"Honestly, I don't want a woman who wears makeup. I want them to be the same person I fell in love with. I don't want to have sex with foundation ever other night." I say.

The way you saved me, who could blame me?

Alexa smiles and hugs me.

When I just wanna make you smile?

"I love you." Alexa says.

I wanna thrill you like Michael

"I love you too." I say.

She smiles and kisses me.

I wanna kiss you like Prince

"Now hurry because I leave your fine ass here." I say.

She laughs and I smile.

Time Skip

"Had you not put 2 tons of makeup on, we could have been asleep by now." I say as Alexa comes out of the bathroom.

"You know, I was actually considering sleeping with you tonight." Alexa says sitting beside me.

Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye, like Hathaway

"I didn't say anything out of line." I say.

"Do you ever think about how you could possibly be wrong?" Alexa asks.

"Do you ever think about how I could possibly be right?" I ask.

"The couch is awaiting your arrival." Alexa says trying to push me off the bed.

"Oh, c'mon." I say.

"Read this." I say handing my laptop to her.

"Who the hell are you writing a love song about?" She asks.

Write a song for you like this

"You, dumbass." I say.

"I'm supposed to record one for the season 1 finale of that new Netflix show. I already had a song about you so I just changed a few things." I say.

"Oh, you love me, love me." Alexa says.

"Why is that so hard to believe?" I ask.

"You have 7 Oscars and 2 Grammys. You're one of the highest paid actresses in the country. There's really no reason you would be attracted to me." Alexa says.

"How about this? I have never felt this way about anyone before." I say.

You're over my head, I'm out of my mind

"These days, all people care about looks. I'm not a fan of that. Everyone is a Barbie doll and perfect. You're perfectly imperfect." I say.

Thinking I was born in the wrong time
One of a kind, living in a world gone plastic

"You're classic." I say.

Baby, you're so classic (Yeah, yeah, so classic)

"Did you just call me old? You do realize you're older than me, right?" Alexa says.

Baby, you're so classic (Baby you)

"No. Classic meaning that you're the original, modern being cheap copies. Well not cheap because we both know plastic surgery is expensive." I say.

Baby, you're so classic

She laughs and I smile.

"I love you, even if you do always kiss me off." She says.

"I love you too." I say.

Time Skip

My phone rings and I answer it.

"Hey." I say.

"Why would you order 4 dozen flowers?" Alexa asks.

Four dozen roses,

"You said you like flowers." I say.

anything for you to notice

"It's been 4 years since we started dating so I got you 4 dozen." I say.

"I'm on my way home, we're out tonight. Be there in like 10 minutes so you don't have time to put makeup on." I say.

I'ma pick you up in a Cadillac, like a gentleman bringing glamour back

"You'll wait." Alexa says.

"No, I won't." I say.

"You'll wait." Alexa says firmly.

"You say you want to look good for me. Honestly, I ducking hate makeup." I say.

Keep it real to real in the way I feel

"Well, I want to boost my self esteem." She says.

She hangs up and I sigh.

Time Skip

"I'm home." I say going upstairs.

"Care to explain this?" Alexa asks holding a jewelry box.

I gulp and she walks closer to me.

"Why are you going through my shit?" I ask.

"Who's this jewelry for? I didn't get any jewelry, you know I don't like jewelry." Alexa says.

"Open it." I say.

Alexa opens it and looks at me.

"Who the hell is this ring for?" Alexa asks.

"You, dumbass." I say taking the box.

I open the box and take the ring out.

"Marry me." I say.

I could walk you down the aisle

"You know I don't want to get married. We don't need a piece of paper to show how much we love each other." Alexa says.

"It also means that no one can legally steal me." I say.

I wanna thrill you like Michael

"Give me that damn ring." She says putting the ring on.

I laugh and she smiles. She kisses me and I smile.

I wanna kiss you like Prince

"Now we have to actually tell people that we're in a relationship." I say.

"That's true. We'll do it later." She says putting her hand under my shirt.

Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye, like Hathaway

I smile and kiss her.

Write a song for you like this

Time Skip

"Let me see what 7 Oscar's and 2 Grammys can buy." Zendaya says.

Alexa holds her hang out and Zendaya widens her eyes.

"This is worth more than my whole career." Zendaya says.

We laugh and she smiles.

"I'm happy for you guys though." Zendaya says.

"So what, you guys been dating for a few months?" Olivia says.

"4 years." I say.

"And you decided not to tell me?" Zendaya says.

"Hold that thought. You look different." Zendaya says.

"She put all of my make up in a bag and threw it in the garbage can before they picked it up." Alexa says.

"I'm just trying to convince that you're beautiful without 3 pounds of foundation." I say.

You're over my head, I'm out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time

"Tell her." I say.

"I'm not in this." Zendaya says.

"Tell her that her face will sag and that she'll get bags." I say.

"Je werkt op mijn zenuwen (You're getting on my nerves.)" Alexa says.

My first language is Dutch. I used to speak in Dutch sometimes and she would get angry because she couldn't understand me. I spent an entire year of our relationship trying to help her learn it.

Now whenever she gets mad she speaks in Dutch.

"I mean the best, you know that. I like old people, they're so nice." I say.

It's love on rewind, everything is so throwback-ish
I kinda like it how ya—

"Fuck you." Alexa says walking away.

"Ik hou van je." I say.

"What?" Zendaya says.

"It means I love you." I say.

"You're gonna love that couch tonight." Zendaya says.

Time Skip

"Baby, I'm sorry." I say.

Alexa shuts the door and I sigh.

"Can I have a pillow?" I ask.

Alexa doesn't say anything and I sigh.

4 hours later...

The light turns on and I see Alexa.

"Can you come upstairs?" Alexa asks.

"I'm watching a movie." I say.

Alexa sits beside me and looks at the screen.

"You've watched this movie 27 times." Alexa says as I share the blanket with her.

"I watched this like 2 before I came out. I'm just that great of an actress." I say.

Out of my league, old school chic
Like a movie star from a silver screen

She takes the bag of popcorn from me and starts eating it.

"You're so pretty without make up. You look great with it too but not as pretty." I say.

You're one of a kind, living in a world gone plastic
Baby, you're so classic

"Don't worry I ordered it off Amazon, with your card." Alexa says.

I pull the blanket off of her and she laughs.

"You eat popcorn like a chipmunk. It's kinda cute." I say.

Baby, you're so classic

She smiles and I kiss her.

Baby, you're so classic

Time Skip

"Goddamn." I say.

"What?" Alexa asks.

"You're so fine." I say.

Baby, you're class, and baby you're sick

"Really? Or are you just saying that to get in my pants to night?" Alexa asks.

"All of the above." I say.

Alexa smiles and kisses me.

"When have you been all my life?" I ask.

I never met a girl like you ever till we met

"Waiting for you to be the Prince Charming to my Cinderella." Alexa says.

"I'm serious though. You look like magazine cover." I say.

A star in the '40s, centerfold in the '50s

"You're the queen and I'm a servant. Shit, let me bow down." I say.

Got me trippin' out like the '60s, hippies
Queen of the discotheque

"Beyoncé and Marilyn Monroe could never." I say.

A '70s dream and an '80s best
Hepburn, Beyoncé, Marilyn, massive

"Thank you." She says hugging me.

Girl, you're timeless, just so classic

"I'm just stating the truth." I say.

You're over my head, I'm out of my mind (My, my, my, my mind)

"What's wrong?" I ask.

Thinking I was born in the wrong time

"You're taking me as your plus one to one of the biggest award ceremonies ever. I just don't think I fit in there." Alexa says.

It's love on rewind (Love on rewind),

"Fuck them and what they think about you. If they have a problem with you, I will be pulling a Will Smith. I swear on Lesbian Jesus." I say.

everything is so throwback-ish

Alexa laughs and I smile.

I kinda like it how ya—

"If anything you're out of my league." I say.

Out of my league, old school chic

"You're perfect." I say.

Like a movie star from a silver screen

"And way better than half those bitches with fake boobs." I says.

You're one of a kind, living in a world gone plastic

Alexa smiles and kisses me.

Baby, you're so classic (Ooh-woah, ooh-woah-oh)

"I love you." Alexa says.

Baby, you're so classic

"I love you too." I say.

Baby, you're so classic (Ooh)

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I have to go to an actual school for FSA testing tmrw at 9. I have to look at hetero as possible. Praying that Lesbian Jesus protects me 🥺