Stories by: Cactusperson12
27 stories
Nemesis in The Building | JJBA College AU

A college AU with majority part 5 characters with the occasional throw in of some whack job from a different part. Enjoy getting tutored by a bunch of intelligent sluts.Oh-ho!Here, we have:-Hot bad cop Abbacchio, Hot good cop Bucciarati-Bar owner Risotto (He shirt too smol for he biddies)-Hot bartenders Prosciutto, Illuso, Sorbet & Gelato-Obnoxious party-goers Formaggio, Narancia-Your tutors, Ghiaccio, Fugo, Cioccolata, Melone, Pesci-Your kinda-creepy-kinda-hot professors, Cioccolata, , Ghiaccio, Polnareff-The consistently thrown in jail offender Mista(All subject to change)(....Except for hot bar daddy Risotto)And everyone is kinda-also-sorta still in Passione maybe......And Hey! It wouldn't be a fanfic if there wasn't conflict over insert!

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Mechanical Hands | Steampunk La Squadra (x Reader)

A mechanic finds the corpses of La Squadra sprinkled around the country, and fixes up the bodies they left behind. Now alive again, the squad decides to pay back the debt they owe each in their own really weird and kind of disturbing ways.Sorbet, we do not want a dead squirrel as payment, thank you.(more tags added later, cover art is NOT mine, credits to original artist)(thank you FiliaGrunge for your help <3)

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After-Hours | JJBA Night At The Museum AU (xreader)

Nothing like getting chased by living statues in the middle of the night to get your blood pumping! We've got one's trying to kill you, we've got some that want to be your friend, and then we have... Gappy! He doesn't know what he's doing, but he's trying his best.Will the museums new nightguard, (Y/n) (L/n), be able to survive those of stone and wood? We'll just have to find out!(gender-neutral insert so everyone can enjoy reading this fic:))(credits to the cover belong to popurin)#1 IN MILESTONE 8/1/21

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Wild Cards  (JJBA Villains x Reader)

Some assholes trashed a casino and now they have to pay for it, however they can.JJBA is not mine, but any original characters, the plot, and all non-canon events are. For#1 in kira (9/23/20)100k ~~ JAN - 11 - 2023

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Amun's Prison | Ermes x Fem!Reader

Dead things should stay dead. Unfortunately, the century old 'corpse' known as the old queen didn't get the memo, and is back on her throne. But what of Ermes, the sacrifice used to bring her back? She's now her wife.Cover belongs to Ishouldseeadoctor, a wonderful artist I highly suggest you go support! Please consider also supporting the other artists mentioned throughout the fic!

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Silent Soldier| Children! La Squadra x fem!reader

The war consuming the world was started over a game of chess. Now, half a year after the fact, it still continues to wreak havoc, and leaves almost every person in its wake with nothing... Except for a lone soldier, whom travels with nine kids and two enemy troopers. Whatever will come out of this will probably not be good, but at least entertaining.

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Till Death Do Us Part | Risotto X Male!Reader

Anything worth doing starts as a bad idea. This bullshit phrase is what got Risotto stuck in a vampire lords manor, and consequentially, the position of his esteemed lover.(An amazing collaboration with the even more amazing Twaddling_Tate!)(Male!Reader)

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Crybabies | Kid!Vento Aureo x Reader

A model, a bodyguard, and a politician walk into an orphanage. The bodyguard says 'Hey, let's adopt some of these kids', and the other two agree. The punchline? There isn't one. Their terrible parenting is the joke.(credits to Twaddling_Tate for the cover, and aiding in the development of the plot. I thank you for the time you took to help me cultivate this story!)

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Creeps And Weirdos | Various JJBA X Fem!Reader

A misfit among monsters, who would've guessed there would be such a thing? Surely in the town full of the ugly, the hated, and damned, everyone would be accepted... So why isn't (Y/n)?

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Blood Contract | Diavolo X Reader

Every politician is a bit crooked, but Diavolo fears this one is entirely sideways. Maybe getting involved with (Y/n), one of the most recognized political heads, was a bad idea after all. Unfortunately, there's no going back now; The contract has been sealed, and the blood used to write his name has already dried.

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Blood In The Water | Pillarmen x Fem!Reader

Paradise is only paradise to those who've never tasted the bite of its sword. Can you survive on an island before it swallows you whole, or will you fall victim to ones of its inhabitants charms?

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Fool House | Joestars x Reader (Casino AU)

Come on down, shake hands with a fellow sinner! At this wonderous gambling house, there's plenty of cash and misfortune to go around! Each new day offers a fresh event for you to partake in, and a hefty reward for your efforts! And, if you're lucky, you might catch the attention of this casinos fine owner, and earn yourself a high-stakes fight for your life~! So, whaddya say... Care to play a game?

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Over The Castle Walls (Stardust Crusaders x Kingdom AU)

Oh, to live the rests of your days in the castle atop the degrading hill, stuffing your face with whatever food you wished and dressing in elegant clothing simply for the fun of it... too bad you're stuck making swords for the kings' knights like a moron.[Fem!Reader insert]

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jjba x reader oneshots (requests open!)

thank you all for 600 followers, each and every one of you mean the world to me! heres your treat for sticking around! ill try my best to write quality content for you all!

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A Most Grotesque Display (jobros x fem!reader circus au)

Beneath the surface of an organized and mystical circus is something grueling and loathsome, the falling apart of a family pieced together in an alleyway-- it was bound to not last.(Cover art by my amazing friend Charlie, who I absolutely adore! Thank you for making this for me!!)#1 in gyro (4/29/21)

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Sincerely, Your Secret Boss. ( Various JJBA x Fem!Reader /  teacher au )

In which a highly feared mafia boss and a few of her subordinates become highschool teachers.meet (y/n), a self defense teacher at a local highschool. having recently been attacked and outnumbered by a rival gang that invaded their area, (y/n) and her right hand man, kakyoin, flee the scene and try to blend in with the residents of the town, finding themselves employed at a nearby highschool.to their surprise, three of their subordinates had found themselves at the school as well, unaware that their employer was working along side them. after all, (y/n) did keep her identity hidden from everyone, even to kakyoin.now, what happens when one of the lackeys is a traitor? will (y/n) be able to unearth the mole before it becomes her undoing?even more so, what happens when the mole is one of the subordinates working at the school?

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Studio Killers ( Ghiaccio x Fem!Reader)

Unsure of how to handle herself after being replaced at the nightclub she once conquered, the infamous singer, (y/n) (l/n), otherwise known as 'The Radio Star', finds herself mindlessly going around and using the worst coping mechanism possible to deal with her waves of depression... Which is, understandably, murder.after being booted from 'The House of Songs', (y/n) noticed that her singing had acquired a rather strange ability when listened to. those who happened to listen to even a single note that lasts longer than five seconds, begin to slowly crinkle, then once under enough pressure, burst open.however, she was not the only one to notice this, as another has kept their eye on her as well. will a high-class singer stoop so low as to join a mob, or will she keep her dignity and continue as she is?

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A Pinch of Sugar | ( unita speciale x Fem!Reader)

In a fast attempt to save her own ass, (Y/n) becomes the personal chef for the boss and his handy men, sometimes able to accompany them on missions in return. Though, it begins to seem like la unita starts to grow a soft spot for this pretty little chef, though the latter is oblivious to their advances.juggling cooking, mafia work, and the burden of being cioccolatas amusement is not as easy as it seems, but (y/n) manages to make it look like a piece of cake!(i havent seen any la unita speciale x readers so here we are :/)-jjba is not mine, though the stand, plot, and any added characters are.--cover art is also not mine#1 IN SECCO 12/11/2020

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The Living Purgatory [ VARIOUS JJBA  x reader]

for your services to be requested by the speedwagon foundation didnt surprise you, but who they wanted you to revive did. you had brought back countless people from the dead, from historical figures to average people, all for the sole purpose of research (and sometimes pity). being tasked to go revive those lost because of the joestar bloodline piqued your interest, especially when they requested you to revive dio.*jjba isnt mine, but the story is original as well as any extra characters*#1 in EXTRA 5/17/22

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ninety-nine balloons  (part 4 x fem!reader)

Hypothetically, what if all the masks weren't destroyed? Also, hypothetically, what would happen if you found one, and, per se, used it on yourself by accident?*jjba diamond is unbreakable doesnt belong to me. the plot, stand, and original characters do.*#2 IN BALLOON 12/11/2020 #2 in josuke 2/27/2021

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Doctors Orders | La squadra x Reader

Nobody's ever heard of a blind nurse, and quite frankly, no one would want to be a patient to one. The idea itself is ludicrous! So... Why did La Squadra employ one?

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The moon goes missing, and Prosciutto can't help but wonder if the girl with cratered skin and starry hair has something to do with it.

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Until It Hurts | Part 4 x reader

vivre island, one of the few wonders of the world. it's said to be the land of the living dead, but when shizuka washes upon its sandy shore, she finds that there's only two people alive to uphold that title... (y/n), and the corpse in their closet. [heavy angst, please proceed with caution. themes of death, stalking, and abandonment are present.] (gender-neutral insert)

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How to Hide a Body (doppio x killer!gn!reader)

who wouldve guessed that the quiet little bakery in the center of italy was run by a notorious killer? when Morte Nascosta, aka: (y/n) (l/n), begins to pick off members of passione for fun, they accidentally gain the attention of the boss, who then hires them to take out a series of traitors living inside the mafia. of course, who wouldnt love a few extra numbers to their kill count, especially when you were being paid?however, the unfortunate swing of life just so happens to hit at some of the worst times, where doppio, the bosses right hand man, continuously runs into morte when they're doing their job. even when they deliberately avoid each other, they still manage to find the other at the most unlucky of times.even if the run-ins are by accident, (y/n) still manages to find themself falling for the strange pink haired man, even going so far as to give him a special pet name:'my favorite target'#1 in Morte 10/26/2020

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Above you and below you (la squadra x fem!reader)

first, you get assigned to a hitmen team, then get stalked, and now you're being held hostage against your will with your own child being used against you. how did you, practically the strognest in passione, get in this position? well, here's the story...#1 IN GHIACCIO 12/11/2020

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